I’ve Been To Paradise

SIGNATURE COCKTAILS

SEXY GALEXY > $17
Enough to put hairs on your chest and a stache on your lip, this fella knows what’s what, what’s not, and what may be (Pampero Blanco, Aperol, sweetened lime juice, raspberries)

SIMONE TROY > $18

This tipple is the darling of the Revue, with the perfect balance of glitter, spritz and wit! Fall under her spell… (Pavan, Rosewater, raspberries, Prosecco, soda)

FARREN HEIT > $18

She might be a 47 year old man in a dress, but a night out on the town with Faz is a guaranteed good time – ending with a nightcap of brandy! (Pampero Especial, Apricot Brandy, Falernum, pineapple juice, passionfruit syrup, mint, lime juice)

MISS 3D > $22

She puts the ‘B’ in subtle, this queen is all about dimensions, bells & whistles! She’ll make it a night you won’t want to forget. (Tanqueray, Creme de Violette, lime, raspberry, pink peppercorns, Champagne foam)

ETCETERA ETCETERA > $20

She’s a delightful concoction reminiscent of summertime in the continent, an elegant amour down the glittering riviera that you hope goes on and on and on… That’s until you realise the bish has stole your pocketwatch, keys & credit cards! (Tanqueray, basil, housemade Limencello, Orgeat, lemon juice)

SIGNATURE COCKTAILS

CARLOTTA > $20

The original queen of the cross, this legendary dame is the life of the party and pioneered fabulous fun! Sweet natured & incredibly charming, you’ll be begging for more. (Don Julio Blanco, Burrito Mezcal, Aperol, pink grapefruit, vanilla syrup, basil & egg white)

CINDY PASTEL>  $18

Let your true colours shine through with this fruity little number. Pastel by name and nature, but bold in flavour she’s the pure inspiration behind The Queen of The Desert. (Ketel One, Chambord, raspberry, Orgeat, lemon juice, egg white)

KRYSTAL KLEER $18

SHe’s fresh, fruity and all kinds of naughty. This sugarplum diva tastes like a trip to the spa – a mouthful of rhinestones soaked in vodka & lux AF. (Ketel One, strawberries, lime, sugar & coconut water)

FELICITY FROCKACCINO > $18

Our pick of the bunch… With a ripe sense of humour, this pink lady is nobody’s Granny (that we’re aware of). After all, a vodka a day keeps the doctor away! (Ketel One, lemon Juice, apple chunks, crisp apple kombucha)

JAYVANTE SWING > $10

This king doesn’t beat around the bush! A mocktail for the cool cats who are high on life & love (Ask your waiter for the Mocktail of the Week)

CLASSIC COCKTAILS

PALOMA > $18

Tough day? A Paloma will take you to Zipolite beach, Mexico 1984 – serving you sweet sweat, salty sand & “When Doves Cry” realness. Woes be gone. (Don Julio Blanco, lime juice, grapefruit soda, chilli salt rim)

PORNSTAR MARTINI > $20

More popular than a hot pink Motorola flip phone & a Juicy Couture tracksuit, this independent queen is cute, chic & doesn’t need a daddy. (Kettle One, passionfruit puree, vanilla, lime juice, a side of Prosecco)

AVIATION > $20

Come fly with me lover, pack your purple passport & let’s join The Mile High Club! (Tanqueray, Luxado, Creme de Violette, lemon juice)

CORPSE REVIVER NO.2 $18

Throw ‘pick-me-up’ out the window, you’ll be rising form the grave and dancing like there’s no tomorrow… Enough kick to take out a zombie, with a dash of groove and a spritz of glam. (Tanqueray, Cointreau, Lillet Blanc, lemon juice)

HEMINGWAY DAIQUIRI > $17
This understated tipple (like its literary inspiration) has a wonderfully complex bitterness that’s smooth and interesting. Whose bold nobility is awash with sweet and sour undertones. (Pamero Blanco, lime juice, grapefruit juice, Maraschino Liqueur)